CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
play this at my funeral pls
I’d rather be laying in a field somewhere doing drugs
You know what I’ve noticed about CL/2NE1 and other female idols?
That like whenever other female idols perform, they always have these long ass faces and they always look so serious and tired and lookin like they hate they job or some shit and then heres CL over here like:
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
Literally me today to my students… in the middle of class.
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge
and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking
and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama pants into a school building!”
and I’m just like